The founder of Pseudo City is an odd man whose past is shrouded in mystery. Not that there aren’t theories and histories available, it’s just that they are legion and all contradict one another, so no one really knows where he came from. His wife is perfect and available for parties.  

    This novel brings us D. Harlan Wilson at his lunatic best in twenty nine tales that will keep you on your toes with fast pacing, unexpected twists and tight, intelligent dialog. Internal logic isn’t always obvious in these stories, but it is there. Take for instance, the story, “Hairware, Inc.” A young man decides to make a bit of cash. He shaves his sideburns, cleans them up, puts a leash on them and sells them as pets. Next, having spent the profit, he sells first his mustache and eyebrows, then hair stolen from other men. He cleans the hair, cossets and grooms it, and sets up shop. But actions have their consequences. As he is waiting for his first sale, an army of bald-pated men storm the marketplace and attack, demanding their hair back.  

    Remember what I said about consequences? It appears the men have not been doing right by their hair. The hair want to be pets. A vivid, gory battle ensues between the bald men and the hair, during which the hair gain the upper hand. Viva la revolution!